JOHN KING: Wolf, I’m happy to say that I have a kitchen table, and the numbers show that of those people concerned about our economic future, 64% have a kitchen table. That number jumps to 87% when you count breakfast bars, removable folding tables, and sheets of plywood laid across two sawhorses.
WOLF BLITZER: James Carville in Washington?
JAMES CARVILLE: I eat in the tub!
— Pete Reynolds, “CNN’s Political Team
Has It Covered,” McSweeney’s Internet Tendency.
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